bastard

One day a lawyer was riding in his limousine when he saw a guy eating grass. He told the driver to stop.

He got out and asked, “Why are you eating grass?”

The man replied, “I’m so poor, I can”t afford a thing to eat.”

So the lawyer said, “Poor guy, come back to my house.”

The guy then said, “But I have a wife and three kids.” The lawyer told him to bring them along.

When they were all in the car, the poor man said, “Thanks for taking us back to your house, it is so kind of you.”

The lawyer said, “You”re going to love it there, the grass is a foot tall.”

as beautiful as a love poem

Barry Louis Polisar – All I Want Is You

If I was a flower growing wild and free
All I’d want is you to be my sweet honey bee.
And if I was a tree growing tall and greeen
All I’d want is you to shade me and be my leaves

If I was a flower growing wild and free
All I’d want is you to be my sweet honey bee.
And if I was a tree growing tall and greeen
All I’d want is you to shade me and be my leaves

All I want is you, will you be my bride
Take me by the hand and stand by my side
All I want is you, will you stay with me?
Hold me in your arms and sway me like the sea.

If you were a river in the mountains tall,
The rumble of your water would be my call.
If you were the winter, I know I’d be the snow
Just as long as you were with me, when the cold winds blow.

All I want is you, will you be my bride
Take me by the hand and stand by my side
All I want is you, will you stay with me?
Hold me in your arms and sway me like the sea.

If you were a wink, I’d be a nod
If you were a seed, well I’d be a pod.
If you were the floor, I’d wanna be the rug
And if you were a kiss, I know I’d be a hug

All I want is you, will you be my bride
Take me by the hand and stand by my side
All I want is you, will you stay with me?
Hold me in your arms and sway me like the sea.

If you were the wood, I’d be the fire.
If you were the love, I’d be the desire.
If you were a castle, I’d be your moat,
And if you were an ocean, I’d learn to float.

All I want is you, will you be my bride
Take me by the hand and stand by my side
All I want is you, will you stay with me?
Hold me in your arms and sway me like the sea.

abracadaBRAVO

I’m so darn glad that it all went darn darn well.

I’m now having 1-day week for school. Only Mondays. So I’m having a 6-day weekends. Which is 144hours. Which is 8640 mintues. Which is 518 400 seconds. Think I’ve made my point clear.

Shucks, exams coming soon although 2 of my 4 exams are MCQs. All the best to those having exams!

Update: Today (10 Nov’08) is actually my last day of school. Rocknrolla.

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I reckon that by the time you read this, you should have known who won the US president election 2008.

If you don’t, the following illustration says it all.

(credits to sgf)